creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails

[Hennig, Ryan]

Hello,

 

I’m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How many PB of storage will I need?

 

- Ryan

[jconwell]

One Billion PB!

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]> wrote:

Hello,

 

I’m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How many PB of storage will I need?

 

- Ryan

--

Thanks,

John C

[Michael Segel]

You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right? 

:-P

Well played sir!

On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:

One Billion PB!

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]> wrote:

Hello,

 

I’m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How many PB of storage will I need?

 

- Ryan

--

Thanks,

John C

[anil gupta]

+1 for cluster! :D

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]> wrote:

You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right? 

:-P

Well played sir!

On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:

One Billion PB!

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]> wrote:

Hello,

 

I’m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How many PB of storage will I need?

 

- Ryan

--

Thanks,

John C

--
Thanks & Regards,
Anil Gupta

[Konstantin Boudnik-2]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:

>    +1 for cluster! :D
>
>    On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]>
>    wrote:
>
>      You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
>      :-P
>      Well played sir!
>      On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:
>
>        One Billion PB!
>
>        On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]>
>        wrote:
>
>          Hello,
>
>          
>
>          I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
>          unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How
>          many PB of storage will I need?
>
>          
>
>          - Ryan
>
>        --
>        Thanks,
>        John C
>
>    --
>    Thanks & Regards,
>    Anil Gupta

[Chris Folsom]

That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
uncover any meaningful business intelligence...


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
From: Konstantin Boudnik <[hidden email]>
Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
To: [hidden email]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:

> +1 for cluster! :D
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> :-P
> Well played sir!
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> Hello,
>
>
>
> I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> many PB of storage will I need?
>
>
>
> - Ryan
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John C
>
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
> Anil Gupta

[Patrick Angeles]

unsubscribe

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 8:15 PM, <[hidden email]> wrote:

That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
uncover any meaningful business intelligence...

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
From: Konstantin Boudnik <[hidden email]>
Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
To: [hidden email]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> +1 for cluster! :D
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> :-P
> Well played sir!
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> Hello,
>
>
>
> I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> many PB of storage will I need?
>
>
>
> - Ryan
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John C
>
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
> Anil Gupta

[Konstantin Boudnik-2]

I see some redundancy in that sentence already ;)

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 05:15PM, [hidden email] wrote:

>
> That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
> uncover any meaningful business intelligence...
>
>
> -------- Original Message --------
> Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
> From: Konstantin Boudnik <[hidden email]>
> Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
> To: [hidden email]
>
> That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think
>
> On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> > +1 for cluster! :D
> >
> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> > :-P
> > Well played sir!
> > On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:
> >
> > One Billion PB!
> >
> > On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]>
> > wrote:
> >
> > Hello,
> >
> >
> >
> > I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> > unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> > many PB of storage will I need?
> >
> >
> >
> > - Ryan
> >
> > --
> > Thanks,
> > John C
> >
> > --
> > Thanks & Regards,
> > Anil Gupta

[Stuart Smith]

Aw, but it would be fun.
-1 to the business-minded buzzkill... ;)

Thanks for adding some humor for those of us scrolling through all the emails on our teeny tiny phones today!

Take care,
  -stu



----- Reply message -----
From: [hidden email]
To: <[hidden email]>
Subject: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
Date: Wed, Aug 8, 2012 5:15 pm




That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
uncover any meaningful business intelligence...


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
From: Konstantin Boudnik <[hidden email]>
Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
To: [hidden email]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:

> +1 for cluster! :D
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> :-P
> Well played sir!
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> Hello,
>
>
>
> I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> many PB of storage will I need?
>
>
>
> - Ryan
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John C
>
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
> Anil Gupta

[in.abdul]

:-)

Syed Abdul kather
send from Samsung S3

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I’m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address.  How many PB of storage will I need?

 

- Ryan

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[Stephen Boesch]

i liked the guy that replied "unsubscribe"

2012/8/8 [hidden email] <[hidden email]>

Aw, but it would be fun.
-1 to the business-minded buzzkill... ;)

Thanks for adding some humor for those of us scrolling through all the emails on our teeny tiny phones today!

Take care,
  -stu

----- Reply message -----
From: [hidden email]
To: <[hidden email]>
Subject: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
Date: Wed, Aug 8, 2012 5:15 pm




That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
uncover any meaningful business intelligence...


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
From: Konstantin Boudnik <[hidden email]>
Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
To: [hidden email]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> +1 for cluster! :D
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> :-P
> Well played sir!
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> Hello,
>
>
>
> I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> many PB of storage will I need?
>

>
>
> - Ryan
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John C
>
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
> Anil Gupta

[Atul Thapliyal]

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On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 6:34 PM, Patrick Angeles <[hidden email]> wrote:

unsubscribe

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 8:15 PM, <[hidden email]> wrote:

That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
uncover any meaningful business intelligence...

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
From: Konstantin Boudnik <[hidden email]>
Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
To: [hidden email]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> +1 for cluster! :D
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> :-P
> Well played sir!
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> Hello,
>
>
>
> I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> many PB of storage will I need?
>
>
>
> - Ryan
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John C
>
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
> Anil Gupta

--
Cheers
Atul

[Martinus Martinus]

I guess it's a chain of unsubscribing. few persons wants to unsubscribe, but get their email appear in [hidden email]. And few others got annoyed by this and try to unsubscribe as well to prevent getting these unsubscribe emails flooded their mailbox, so their emails also appeared in [hidden email].

cheers.

On Thu, Aug 9, 2012 at 9:03 AM, Atul Thapliyal <[hidden email]> wrote:

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On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 6:34 PM, Patrick Angeles <[hidden email]> wrote:

unsubscribe

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 8:15 PM, <[hidden email]> wrote:

That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
uncover any meaningful business intelligence...

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
From: Konstantin Boudnik <[hidden email]>
Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
To: [hidden email]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> +1 for cluster! :D
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> :-P
> Well played sir!
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> Hello,
>
>
>
> I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> many PB of storage will I need?
>
>
>
> - Ryan
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John C
>
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
> Anil Gupta

--
Cheers
Atul

[Patrick Angeles]

yay at least someone got it

On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 8:47 PM, Stephen Boesch <[hidden email]> wrote:

i liked the guy that replied "unsubscribe"

2012/8/8 [hidden email] <[hidden email]>

Aw, but it would be fun.
-1 to the business-minded buzzkill... ;)

Thanks for adding some humor for those of us scrolling through all the emails on our teeny tiny phones today!

Take care,
  -stu

----- Reply message -----
From: [hidden email]
To: <[hidden email]>
Subject: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
Date: Wed, Aug 8, 2012 5:15 pm




That's an awful lot of storage to waste on an application that won't
uncover any meaningful business intelligence...


-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Re: creating cluster to analyze unsubscribe emails
From: Konstantin Boudnik <[hidden email]>
Date: Wed, August 08, 2012 8:07 pm
To: [hidden email]

That's how zeta-byte explosion will happen next year, I think

On Wed, Aug 08, 2012 at 04:59PM, anil gupta wrote:
> +1 for cluster! :D
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:44 PM, Michael Segel <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> You went to Dr. Evil's school on data science, right?
> :-P
> Well played sir!
> On Aug 8, 2012, at 6:15 PM, John Conwell <[hidden email]> wrote:
>
> One Billion PB!
>
> On Wed, Aug 8, 2012 at 4:11 PM, Hennig, Ryan <[hidden email]>
> wrote:
>
> Hello,
>
>
>
> I*m thinking about building a hadoop cluster to analyze all the
> unsubscribe mails that people mistakenly send to this address. How
> many PB of storage will I need?
>

>
>
> - Ryan
>
> --
> Thanks,
> John C
>
> --
> Thanks & Regards,
> Anil Gupta